Editing Better of Two Evils

{{Song
| Name        = Better of Two Evils
| Cover       = The-Golden-Age-of-Grotesque.jpg
| Artist      = [[Marilyn Manson (band)|Marilyn Manson]]
| Album       = [[The Golden Age of Grotesque]]
| Released    = May 5, 2003
| Recorded    = 2002–2003 at the Doppelherz Studio in Hollywood, California; The Mix Room in Burbank, California
| Genre       = Industrial metal
| Length      = 3:48
| Label       = [[Nothing]], [[Interscope Records|Interscope]]
| Writer      = [[Marilyn Manson]]
| Composer    = Marilyn Manson, [[Tim Skold]], [[John 5]], [[Madonna Wayne Gacy]]
| Producer    = Marilyn Manson, Tim Skold, Ben Grosse
}}
"'''Better of Two Evils'''" is the thirteenth track on the 2003 release ''[[The Golden Age of Grotesque]]''.

==Appearances==
===Albums===
* ''[[The Golden Age of Grotesque]]''

==Versions==
* "Better of Two Evils" <small>&mdash; Appears on ''The Golden Age of Grotesque''.</small>

==Lyrics==
     Haters call me bitch
     Call me faggot call me whitey
     But I am something that you'll never be
     (Hey)
     
     I won't look prettier if I smile for the picture
     Motherfuckers never liked me then and they
     Sure won't like me now
     Don't try to drag me down with your cliché
     Your fake grin fits your faker face
     But I find all my pleasure in your misery
     Yeah
     
     I will step on you on my way up
     And I will step on you on my way down
     I will step on you on my way up
     And I will step on you on my way down
     Haters call me bitch
     Call me faggot call me whitey
     But I am something that you'll never be
     (Hey)
     Haters call me bitch
     Call me faggot call me whitey
     But I am something that you'll never be
     (Hey)
     I'll be your scapegoat, I'll be your saviour
     I'm the better of two evils
     I'm the better of two evils (yeah yeah yeah)
     
     I want to hang all you cattle
     With your VELVET ROPE,
     Motherfuckers step up and get into
     An orderly line.
     I'll show you how to make a muscle.
     It takes less strength to grin than
     It does to spit on all you
     Paparazzinazis
     Yeah
     
     I will step on you on my way up
     I'll fucking step on you on my way down
     Haters call me bitch
     Call me faggot call me whitey
     But I am something that you'll never be
     (Hey)
     Haters call me bitch
     Call me faggot call me whitey
     But I am something that you'll never be
     (Hey)
     I'll be your scapegoat, I'll be your saviour
     I'm the better of two evils
     I'm the better of two evils (yeah yeah yeah)
     
     Don't try to lead me to temptation
     Don't try to lead me to temptation
     Don't try to lead me to temptation
     Don't try to lead me to temptation
     I've been delivered and I already know the way
     
     Haters call me bitch
     Call me faggot call me whitey
     But I am something that you'll never be
     (Hey)
     Haters call me bitch
     Call me faggot call me whitey
     But I am something that you'll never be
     (Hey)
     I'll be your scapegoat, I'll be your saviour
     I'm the better of two evils
     I'm the better of two evils (yeah yeah yeah)

==Trivia==
* ''Better of Two Evils'' has only been performed live once in Leuven, Belgium on [[2003/06/17 Leuven, Belgium|June 17th, 2003]] .

[[Category:Marilyn Manson songs]]
[[Category:Songs from The Golden Age of Grotesque]]
[[Category:The Golden Age of Grotesque era]]