Editing May Cause Discoloration of the Urine or Feces

{{Song
| Name        = May Cause Discoloration of the Urine or Feces
| Cover       = Smells-Like-Children.jpg
| Artist      = [[Blanche Wyer]] and [[Barbara Warner]]
| Album       = [[Smells Like Children]]
| Released    = October 25, 1995
| Recorded    = 1994–1995 at Nothing Studios in New Orleans, Louisiana
| Genre       = Alternative rock
| Length      = 3:59
| Label       = [[Nothing]], [[Interscope Records|Interscope]]
| Writer      = 
| Composer    = 
| Producer    = Marilyn Manson, [[Trent Reznor]]
}}
"'''May Cause Discoloration of the Urine or Feces'''" is the tenth track on the 1995 release ''[[Smells Like Children]]''. It is an interlude composed of a sample from a phone conversation between [[Barb Warner]] ([[Marilyn Manson]]'s mother) and her mother, [[Blanche Wyer]], regarding Wyer's underconsumption of her Procardia pills.

"May Cause Discoloration of the Urine or Feces" was also featured as part of the sound scape "[[Revelation 9|Revelation #9]]", released on the "[[Get Your Gunn]]" [[Get Your Gunn (single)|single]].

== Appearances ==
=== Albums ===
* ''[[Smells Like Children]]''

== Versions ==
* "May Cause Discoloration of the Urine or Feces" <small>— Appears on ''Smells Like Children''.</small>

== Lyrics ==
     (Blanche Wyer):
     ...6:30 this morning.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     I can't hear ya.
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I woke at 6:30 this morning with a headache.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Oh...
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I wonder to take 'em or not...
     
     (Barb Warner):
     I wouldn't take 'em.
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I don't know, the headache is heavier than anything else.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     It's the first time that you took 'em?
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     Second.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Yeah...
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I had a little bit of a headache this morning.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     I wouldn't take 'em, mom.
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I won't take 'em now, 'cause I have a toothache that hurts too a little bit. I've taken
     everything I got, been thinkin'
     
     (Barb Warner):
     All that blood pressure medicine you take and stuff too. You shouldn't take those things. You're
     better off not to sleep then to take the...
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     ?
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Oh, my god! No wonder you got a headache! Your pressure's probably sky high! Why don't...You
     gotta take that every day!
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I try though...
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Are you crazy?
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     It's been 3 days...
     
     (Barb Warner):
     That's probably why you have a headache now...Did you take it today?
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I did this morning, yeah.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     That's probably why you have a headache, 'cause your pressure's up.
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     Yeah.
     
     (Barb Warner): I don't know how you can forget to take it. And when that's the only pill you
     take...
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I'm sorry, I have so many pills you'd be surprised.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Well, the blood pressure pill is the most important one.
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     Yeah, I know...
     
     (Barb Warner):
     There ain't no other one as important as that one.
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I got one more and then I gotta get to the store. I got two refills on it.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     You only got one pill!?
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I only take one a day...
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Well, yeah, but you shouldn't let 'em get that low...
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I guess not, but I can take one in the morning and then go get some more...
     
     (Barb Warner):
     They're expensive! If you have to pay for 'em... Procardia?
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     No, the other one.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Which ones?
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I gotta pay for procardia.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Were you taking that every day?
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     Yeah.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Well, that's the blood pressure pill... The heart pill, the procardia. And what's the other one?
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     Ah, H-Y-G-R-O-T-O-N.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Oh, that's something to do with water and... And... Water and, uh, blood pressure.
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     This one tag does say it's for blood pressure...
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Yeah, I think it works like a water pill type pressure, but the procardia's the important one.
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     Yeah.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     You have to take that every day.
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     Yeah.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     You should take that the first thing when you get up...
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     Yeah...I know.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Well, how come you ain't got taken it?
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I took it yesterday, the procardia.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Well, how come you didn't take it today?
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I had the headache today...
     
     (Barb Warner):
     That's why you have a headache! You gotta take the procardia... Take it now! That's what it's
     for, your headache! It's to make your blood pressure come down.
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     Yeah.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     If you don't you're gonna ha... You'll have a stroke if you don't take it. If you got a
     pretty... Headache that bad you're gonna have a stroke...
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I got a headache that bad this morning.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Well, you better go take the procardia right now.
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I will, I'll take it when I hang up.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     You didn't take that other blood... blood pressure pill either?
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     Yeah, I did this morning...
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Well, you should take the procardia right now.
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I'll take the procardia in after nine. Got a horrible morning...
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Well, you...
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I'm glad you can't see it.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Well, how long has it been since you took the procardia?
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     Three days.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     How many?
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     Three...
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Well, see, that's ridiculous... You better go take it right now.
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I will.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Then you'll find out your headache will go away.
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     Yeah. I've taken it now, the procardia, just yet.
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Any other medicine you're taking ain't that important. You ain't got nothing but nerve pills.
     They ain't important.
     
     (Blanche Wyer):
     I take those every day...
     
     (Barb Warner):
     Well, the nerve pills ain't that important. The blood pressure medicine's important.

== Trivia ==
* An unofficial remix of this track, named "[[Procardia]]", circulates on bootlegged editions of the original version of [[Smells Like Children]].

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